Category: Sex Industry

PSY Is a MOTHERFATHER Gentleman

Psy comes out with a new video called mother father gentlemen.

I decided to translate the lyrics before everyone else does, but he uses an awesome combination of slang and cholla dialect, so the lyrics come out as kind of ghetto, because ghetto lyrics are ghetto lyrics. Also, he doesn’t name any adult diseases, it just sounds like it to English speakers.

 

Translated Lyrics:

Ah~!

I don’t know if ya know why

It’s gotta [make my body] so hot.

I don’t know if ya know why

It’s gotta be so [white and free of blemishes, like you can eat off of it] clean

I don’t know if ya know, if you don’t know WTF or not, just be cool like ya don’t care

I don’t know if ya know, we like

We we we like to party~

There’s something, ya know

I’ve got something I’d like you to know ma’am

I’m a crazy bad ass with balls ya know

what you want to hear is what you want to do… and I guess that’s me ya know
Damn! Girl! You so freakin sexy!
Ah Ah Ah Ah~ I’m a…
Ah Ah Ah Ah~ I’m a…
Ah Ah Ah Ah~
I’m a mother father gentleman

I’m a…
Ah I’m a
I’m a mother father gentleman
I’m a…
Ah I’m a
I’m a mother father gentleman

I don’t know if ya know why

It’s got to be so slick

I don’t know if ya know why

It’s gotta be so sexy

I don’t know if ya know why

Get over here and go bat sh-t insane

I don’t know if you know why

Go bat sh-t insane, hurry up

There’s something, ya know

Your head, waist, legs, and calves, ya know

Good! Feeling feeling?

Good! It feels so smooth ya know

I’m just gonna make you gasp a lot and make some bad sounds ya know

Damn! Girl! I’m a party mafia!

Ah Ah Ah Ah I’m a… Ah Ah Ah Ah I’m a… Ah Ah Ah Ah I’m a mother father gentleman

Ah Ah Ah Ah I’m a… Ah Ah Ah Ah I’m a… Ah Ah Ah Ah I’m a mother father gentleman

I’m a, ah I’m a I’m a mother father gentleman I’m ah a I’m a I’m a mother father gentleman

Gonna make you sweat. Gonna make you wet You know who I am Wet PSY

Gonna make you sweat. Gonna make you wet. You know who I am Wet PSY! Wet PSY! Wet PSY! Wet PSY! PSY! PSY! PSY! Ah I’m a mother father gentleman

I’m a, ah I’m a I’m a mother father gentleman I’m a, ah I’m a, I’m a mother father gentleman

Mother father gentleman

Mother father gentleman

KOREAN Lyrics:

Ah~!
알랑가 몰라 왜 화끈해야 하는건지
알랑가 몰라 왜 말끔해야 하는건지
알랑가 몰라 아리까리하면 까리해
알랑가 몰라 We Like
We We We Like Party해~

있잖아 말이야
이 사람으로 말씀드리자면 말이야
용기 패기 똘끼 멋쟁이말이야
너가 듣고픈 말 하고픈게 난데 말이야
Damn! Girl! You so freakin’ sexy!

Ah Ah Ah Ah~ I’m a…
Ah Ah Ah Ah~ I’m a…
Ah Ah Ah Ah~
I’m a mother father gentleman

I’m a…
Ah I’m a
I’m a mother father gentleman

I’m a…
Ah I’m a
I’m a mother father gentleman

알랑가 몰라 왜 미끈해야 하는건지
알랑가 몰라 왜 쌔끈해야 하는건지
알랑가 몰라 달링 빨리와서 난리 해
알랑가 몰라 난리 난리났어 빨리 해

있잖아 말이야
너의 머리 허리 다리 종아리 말이야
Good! feeling feeling?
Good! 부드럽게 말이야
아주 그냥 헉소리나게 악소리나게 말이야
Damn! Girl! I’m a party mafia!

Ah Ah Ah Ah~ I’m a…
Ah Ah Ah Ah~ I’m a…
Ah Ah Ah Ah~
I’m a mother father gentleman

I’m a…
Ah I’m a
I’m a mother father gentleman

I’m a…
Ah I’m a
I’m a mother father gentleman

Gonna make you sweat
Gonna make you wet
You know who I am~ Wet PSY!

Gonna make you sweat
Gonna make you wet
You know who I am~
Wet PSY! Wet PSY! Wet PSY!
Wet PSY! PSY! PSY! PSY!
Ah I’m a mother father gentleman

I’m a…
Ah I’m a
I’m a mother father gentleman

I’m a…
Ah I’m a
I’m a mother father gentleman

Mother father gentleman

Mother father gentleman

This be Kangnam style, yo.

I should mention that Kangaji called me up in the morning last week and berated me (in a silly voice) for not posting lately.

What was apparently Korea’s most popular brothel has been busted (and only 20 people, aside from the owner, were arrested).

Is it just me or are the police unusually well-informed on the day-to-day operations of this place?
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