HP Pavillion G6 freezing with Windows 8 every 30 seconds? Do this…

It’s unusual for this blog but here’s a solution for your HP Pavillion G6 getting slow and freezy.

Step 1: Get into safe mode by hitting the start menu and typing msconfig, go to boot and click safemode…

Restart computer.

Hit F2.

Perform a hard disk quick test.

If it says it failed then exit diagnositics and go to step 2:

Step 2: hold down shift and click the power button on the lower right part of the GUI.
NOT YOUR ACTUAL POWER Button.

blue screen should come up. Click automatic repair.

Automatic repair should keep things from being super slow.

Step 3:
Go back into normal windows

right click on computer

right click on advanced system settings

Click advanced

click performance options

click visual effects

click adjust for best performance

click advanced tab

click change under virtual memory section

click custom size radio box

change minimum to 512 and max to 1024

step 4:

Click start button

type cmd

right click and choose run as administrator

type:
bcedit /set disabledynamictick

type exit

step 5:

go to youtube and type hp g6 fan

open up computer and disassemble to the point of flipping over the motherboard and air dust the crap out
of the fan, reassemble and drive on

A fun North Korean Song

 

The North Korean Song – GOOD TO SEE YOU!



. 동포 여러분 형제 여러분
이렇게 만나니 반갑습니다.
얼싸안고 좋아 웃음이요
절싸안고 좋아 눈물일쎄
All of you overseas Koreans, All of you brothers and sisters,
It’s so nice meeting you like this
I hugging, it’s laughter.
I love bowing and embracing, it brings tears
<후렴>
오 오 오 오오 오오 오 닐리리야
반갑습니다 반갑습니다
반갑습니다 반갑습니다
<Refrain>
Oh~ Nilririya
Good to see you Good to see you
Good to see you Good to see you

2.동포 여러분 형제 여러분
정다운 그 손목 잡아봅시다
조국위한 마음 뜨거우니
통일 잔치날도 멀잖았네
All of you overseas Koreans, All of you brothers and sisters
Won’t you take my wrist affectionately,
Since our hearts are warm for the fatherland,
The day of unificatation can’t be that far away

3. 동포 여러분 형제 여러분
애국의 더운 피 합쳐 갑시다
내 고향이 좋아 행복이요
내 조국이 좋아 기쁨일쎄
All you overseas Koreans, All my brothers and sisters,
Let’s bring together the hot blood of patriotism,
I love my hometown, it’s my happiness.
I love my country, it brings joy.

Kangaji’s notes: This song can be found on South Korean KARAOKE MACHINES pretty easily because it’s sung during inter-Korean activities sometimes and most South Koreans know the refrain.

El Monte Lifeguards finally reinstated after being fired for PSY video

After almost 10 long and ridiculous months, the city council of El Monte has decided to reinstate lifeguards they fired for MAKING A VIDEO PARODY of GANGNAM STYLE outraging people from THE ENTIRE WORLD. The news just came on their facebook page: “Bring back the El Monte 14.”

They got fired for making this:

Yeah, total and complete BS.

I guess the city council tried to squash the issue by sitting on it for ten months and then realized they’d be screwed because people ARE STILL PISSED OFF and summer is beginning.

I don’t understand how corrupt politicians can hold that long of a grudge at great political cost.  (Yeah, check out cop scandles and real estate scandles in El Monte.)  You’d think they’d just let it go, but for some reason they had to hold on to some weird sense of pride?  Anyway, it’s good to see politicians having to eat crow and get on their knees for making stupid decisions to fire teenagers over making a video parody.

IF you google “El Monte Lifeguards reinstated” you’ll see the press praising the good decision in October but in November they BACK PEDALED:

http://empoprise-bi.blogspot.com/2012/11/the-el-monte-lifeguards-are-not-being.html

AND THEN tried to make the issue go away by having a prolonged BS investigation.  What a bunch of tools.

Koreans and Corn Syrup

I noticed at a party recently that Koreans really really really did not like root beer and the liquor fireballs. So I was thinking that since root beer is mostly a corn syrup based product in its soda based form, drinking corn syrup based sodas may be like drinking watered down maple syrup. So I asked if it was like drinking syrup. Yes. It was like drinking syrup.

PSY Is a MOTHERFATHER Gentleman

Psy comes out with a new video called mother father gentlemen.

I decided to translate the lyrics before everyone else does, but he uses an awesome combination of slang and cholla dialect, so the lyrics come out as kind of ghetto, because ghetto lyrics are ghetto lyrics. Also, he doesn’t name any adult diseases, it just sounds like it to English speakers.

 

Translated Lyrics:

Ah~!

I don’t know if ya know why

It’s gotta [make my body] so hot.

I don’t know if ya know why

It’s gotta be so [white and free of blemishes, like you can eat off of it] clean

I don’t know if ya know, if you don’t know WTF or not, just be cool like ya don’t care

I don’t know if ya know, we like

We we we like to party~

There’s something, ya know

I’ve got something I’d like you to know ma’am

I’m a crazy bad ass with balls ya know

what you want to hear is what you want to do… and I guess that’s me ya know
Damn! Girl! You so freakin sexy!
Ah Ah Ah Ah~ I’m a…
Ah Ah Ah Ah~ I’m a…
Ah Ah Ah Ah~
I’m a mother father gentleman

I’m a…
Ah I’m a
I’m a mother father gentleman
I’m a…
Ah I’m a
I’m a mother father gentleman

I don’t know if ya know why

It’s got to be so slick

I don’t know if ya know why

It’s gotta be so sexy

I don’t know if ya know why

Get over here and go bat sh-t insane

I don’t know if you know why

Go bat sh-t insane, hurry up

There’s something, ya know

Your head, waist, legs, and calves, ya know

Good! Feeling feeling?

Good! It feels so smooth ya know

I’m just gonna make you gasp a lot and make some bad sounds ya know

Damn! Girl! I’m a party mafia!

Ah Ah Ah Ah I’m a… Ah Ah Ah Ah I’m a… Ah Ah Ah Ah I’m a mother father gentleman

Ah Ah Ah Ah I’m a… Ah Ah Ah Ah I’m a… Ah Ah Ah Ah I’m a mother father gentleman

I’m a, ah I’m a I’m a mother father gentleman I’m ah a I’m a I’m a mother father gentleman

Gonna make you sweat. Gonna make you wet You know who I am Wet PSY

Gonna make you sweat. Gonna make you wet. You know who I am Wet PSY! Wet PSY! Wet PSY! Wet PSY! PSY! PSY! PSY! Ah I’m a mother father gentleman

I’m a, ah I’m a I’m a mother father gentleman I’m a, ah I’m a, I’m a mother father gentleman

Mother father gentleman

Mother father gentleman

KOREAN Lyrics:

Ah~!
알랑가 몰라 왜 화끈해야 하는건지
알랑가 몰라 왜 말끔해야 하는건지
알랑가 몰라 아리까리하면 까리해
알랑가 몰라 We Like
We We We Like Party해~

있잖아 말이야
이 사람으로 말씀드리자면 말이야
용기 패기 똘끼 멋쟁이말이야
너가 듣고픈 말 하고픈게 난데 말이야
Damn! Girl! You so freakin’ sexy!

Ah Ah Ah Ah~ I’m a…
Ah Ah Ah Ah~ I’m a…
Ah Ah Ah Ah~
I’m a mother father gentleman

I’m a…
Ah I’m a
I’m a mother father gentleman

I’m a…
Ah I’m a
I’m a mother father gentleman

알랑가 몰라 왜 미끈해야 하는건지
알랑가 몰라 왜 쌔끈해야 하는건지
알랑가 몰라 달링 빨리와서 난리 해
알랑가 몰라 난리 난리났어 빨리 해

있잖아 말이야
너의 머리 허리 다리 종아리 말이야
Good! feeling feeling?
Good! 부드럽게 말이야
아주 그냥 헉소리나게 악소리나게 말이야
Damn! Girl! I’m a party mafia!

Ah Ah Ah Ah~ I’m a…
Ah Ah Ah Ah~ I’m a…
Ah Ah Ah Ah~
I’m a mother father gentleman

I’m a…
Ah I’m a
I’m a mother father gentleman

I’m a…
Ah I’m a
I’m a mother father gentleman

Gonna make you sweat
Gonna make you wet
You know who I am~ Wet PSY!

Gonna make you sweat
Gonna make you wet
You know who I am~
Wet PSY! Wet PSY! Wet PSY!
Wet PSY! PSY! PSY! PSY!
Ah I’m a mother father gentleman

I’m a…
Ah I’m a
I’m a mother father gentleman

I’m a…
Ah I’m a
I’m a mother father gentleman

Mother father gentleman

Mother father gentleman

Cool USS George Washington Graphic

Cool Joongang Ilbo graphic shows what George Washington could do in a Korean war scenario.
On the right are details about George Washington’s systems.
As you can see though, GW would be in a very shallow area (the West Sea) and there’s lots
of missile boats and minisubs on the North Korean side that would prowl around

Because we like our memes slutty

I haven’t had the time to keep my Korean up for the last way-too-long, but since Kangaji is soon to be within daily nagging distance, I will try to post something racy on a weekly basis.

As usual, the sports daily fills up space with a survey of Youtube comments about women.

Original from Sports Seoul.

18+ version "Kwiyo Misong" video release, attracting interest. / Youtube video capture
18+ version “Kwiyo Misong” video release, attracting interest. / Youtube video capture

18+ “Kuiyo Misong” release controversy . . . Netizens reproach “national shame”

Criticism is arising for the release of a 19+ version of “Kuiyo Misong” ["Cute smile"].

Recently the online video site Youtube carried a video of three women following along with “Kuiyo Misong” and sexily dancing in place, drawing a lot of interest. In the video, the women sit side by side on a bed and make sexy gestures. They give a dizzying performance, pulling down their sleeves and wiggling their butts.

But some netizens are raising their voices in reproach for the women in the video and commenters. It is not only that the behavior in the video is vulgar, but ecause they worry that since they put the word “Korean” [in English] in the title they will spread a negative impression of Korea and Korean women.

Netizens who saw the video responded, “While Kuiyo Misong parodies are trendy this isn’t like that.” “It brings shame to the whole country.” “In the second part they took off all of their clothes so it is good that they were stopped.” “I don’t understand why they would make something like this.”

Some netizens drew attention with the claim that the women featured in the video were transsexuals from another country.

The video in question.

And I just lost my weekend clicking through “Kwiyo Misong” videos.

Chinese Communist Party Elite calls three Kim’s “Fatasses” behind closed doors

Ye Olde Chosun came out with an article in which Researcher Oh from the US Non-profit IDA says Chinese elites called the Kim family FATASSES behind closed doors:

 

Key points from above article:
오 연구원은 “지난해 말 중국에 가서 최고 엘리트급 공산당 간부들과 비공개회의를 가졌는데 그들이 북한을 원색적으로 성토했다”며 “그들은 ‘첫 번째 뚱보가 김일성, 두 번째 뚱보가 김정일이고 세 번째 뚱보가 김정은인데, 이 세 번째가 하늘 무서운 줄 모르고 날뛰니 우리도 기분이 나쁘다’, ‘북한이 핵을 잘못 쏘면 바로 강 건너에 있는 우리한테 날아올 수 있어 걱정된다’는 얘기도 했다”고 말했다.
At the end of last year the highest ranking officials of the communist party cadre held closed door meeting in which they poored out raw criticism on North Korea and said “the first fat ass was Kim Il Seong, the second fat ass was Kim Jeong Il, and the third fatass is Kim Jeong Eun.”  They are worried about North Korean launching a missile accidentally across the [yalu] river.

오 연구원은 “(중국의) 최고 정책 결정권자들이 노년층이기 때문에 단기간 내에 표면적 정책이 바뀌지는 않겠지만, 속으로 북한을 좋아하지 않는 것은 사실”이라며 “특히 교육을 잘받고 풍요를 경험한 젊은 엘리트들은 중국이 북한 때문에 덤터기로 국제사회에 ‘깡패국가’로 인식되는 것을 불쾌하게 여긴다”고 말했다.

Basically says that the highest policy decision makers won’t change the current policies because their old foggies but nobody likes the North and the young elite who are better educated are sick of North Korea and don’t see why they should keep supporting an international pariah…

Other details: This is based on an interview with Research O Gong Dan from the US IDA https://www.ida.org/aboutus.php